Not to me, but to anyone else it would have seemed so. I could see the looks of sympathy on the faces of the cops, firemen, and paramedics as I came in holding the bike helmet."Tell me your truck is broke down Max, I don't want to believe you are dumb enough to ride that bike on a day like this," one of the police sergeants suggested."Hey, I have to keep my girlish figure somehow," I said with a smile."You are too skinny already Maxine, you look like a teenage boy," one of his buddies remarked."I do that, for that little bit of pervert in all you guys," I said with a grin."I don't know about the rest of these guys, but I like a little meat on my women," another one said."Now you tell me damn it. Well this morning I am going to have the giant cinnamon roll breakfast," I said. "That's start on the new 'fattening of Maxine' project." I said.The giant cinnamon roll breakfast was just that. One giant iced cinnamon roll with coffee and orange juice. The cake in Helen's cinnamon roll wasn't. Is purple and pink a terriblecombination? Is there a place I can go to ask about color coordinatingintimates like this and not feel like a pervert? I'm not, you know. I justwant to be as womanly as possible and if my mother did not tell me aboutthese kinds of things, then who could I ask?Needless to say, I got some immediate responses. Thank you, ladies, foryour feminine advice. Some said "why should I let that bother me?" Whogives a damn what the material is if nobody is going to see it? Nowthere's a good question. Would it matter if a man or woman were to see mein my intimates? Do women actually worry about that kind of stuff or dothey remove their lingerie so quickly that the admirer wouldn't notice thematerial? Well, I'd notice.I never did like the idea that a girl could wear a bikini top and adifferent colored brief. If it bothers me, then why doesn't it bother thegirl? When I put on a swimsuit, I make damn sure the panty matches thetop. It just feels wrong when they don't.One.
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